IWB Interactive Whiteboards

A parody in honour of out ICT contract which finishes at the end of this year:


What the world needs now, is boards, white boards…
Interactive boards, that there’re just too little of!

What the world needs now, is boards, white boards…
No, not just for some, but for everyone!


Lord, we will need another camera…
There are movies and photos, enough to take…
That’s how youtube and google search have
enough to watch,
enough to make,
any old head ache!


What the world needs now, is boards, white boards…
Interactive boards, that there’re just too little of!

What the world needs now, is boards, white boards…
No, not just for some, but for everyone!


Lord, we will need faster broadband…
There are game-type activities enough to teach,
to communicate and problem solve…
enough for thought,
enough for speech…
Nothing’s out of reach!


What the world needs now, is boards, white boards…
Interactive boards, that there’re just too little of!

What the world needs now, is boards, white boards…
No, not just for some, but for everyone!

What the world needs now, is boards, whiteboards…


GREAT MINDS DISCUSS IDEAS
AVERAGE MINDS DISCUSS EVENTS
SMALL MINDS DISCUSS PEOPLE

PBA Practise based Attestation

Older teachers, like myself, who do not have degrees
are bottle-necked in salary champagne, although we ease
the cork for those with less experience (without receiving fees).
We're treated with respect. We know we're needed. We're the keys
that others use then leave in locks. But now the powers-that-be
have listened to our union voice! We hope that they'll agree
to indicators of our skill, our knowledge... how we please,
so our school leaders can attest that we deserve more G's.



GREAT MINDS DISCUSS IDEAS
AVERAGE MINDS DISCUSS EVENTS
SMALL MINDS DISCUSS PEOPLE